FML.

Today I've decided to have a big whinge and where better to do it than on a blog that no one reads.

I woke up from a quite pleasant sleep to find my throat was sore and my cough was yet to leave. Groggily I got up and stumbled my way to my computer to check on the internet world where everything was beautiful and happy and healthy only to find that the asshole who had changed my password on my email yesterday had also deleted my facebook account today. Pissed off that I couldn't post my attention seeking 'I'm sick' status update I got into my sexy car to go for a drive. I started her up to discover she was very very thirsty so without thinking 'hey I have no money' I drove to the closest petrol station. I turned my car upside down looking for some money and eventually ended up with $7.60 so I was able to get about 5 beautiful liters of petrol. Upon my drive home, a rock or some other form of hard substance flung itself into my front windscreen causing a nice little crack, well this was enough to make me shed the first tear of the day. Back at the ranch I decided to do some comfort eating by making myself a nice wrap using left overs from last night. When I pulled the Lebanese bread out a suicidal egg chose then would be the perfect time to end its life not thinking of the fragile state I was in and how it's death would affect me..
Fuck you Mr. Egg.

I'm back in the game..

I've renewed some of my items on my etsy.com account !
Just to see how they go.

TEAPOTS !

I wish I drank tea. They are just so beautiful. Everywhere I go I find teapots and I fall in love. I might start a collection and hopefully one day learn to drink tea.

Speaking of tea, check out my friends website Tea Secrets.

Weardrobe

Check out my weardrobe !

I've been meaning to make one of these for a while..and finally I have !

The Silkymit

I found this product while looking through an old Cleo with a friend. She mentioned she'd used it before and it was great. So I set off to buy some. They cost me $6.95 from my local chemist but boy was it worth it. My legs have never felt so amazingly smooth, sure it's quite time consuming but the satisfaction once you've finished is far greater than grabbing out the old rusty razor. They come in a pack of 3, I've used one, twice and I think it's still got some use left in it so you definately get enough bang for your buck. But what the hell is it!? It's basically a little sleeve of very fine sandpaper that you move around in circles then around the other way and ALAS! the hair is gone and you have the smoothest legs you have ever felt because they exfoliate and remove hair at the same time. I did mine in my room while playing UNO on my computer so it actually felt like it didn't take too long. So Ladies! Duck over to the Chemist, bust out your favorite movie and get silkymitting.

Project Wardrobe

Like so many people I know, we're renting and the owner has decided they need to sell our house. This has happened before and we can't be bothered to put up with it so we're moving. The house that we're looking at is pretty and big..with no wardrobes! I've been searching ebay until the wee hours of the morning looking for furniture and the like. Then an idea popped into my head. Lockers. The ones that line the hallways of American Highschools (apparently). I've bought them..a block of 4 for $21.48 ! But they are grubby and rusty as hell so here comes the lazy creative side of myself. I'm thinking about doing them up to look like they've just been imported from a teen movie. Each locker will be decorated in a different way as if they were owned by different people. Inside, the doors will be lined with posters, knick knacks, love notes..anything I can think of that suits that Thelma. It kinda overlaps with my Major Works a bit haha..

this is them..aren't they beautiful !


On another note:
I like a girl ! A real female girl !

palace of hoes

I've recently stumbled across a few fashion bloggers when researching for my Major Works. They've inspired me to actually think about what I throw on before I leave the house.

NOTE: Thanks to Alex for the title.